Zoney

Scouse slang for a Saveaway, or other all-day travel pass.

I get three buses to work.
That must be expensive.
Yeah, but I get a zoney so it's ok.

by iSplodge December 17, 2011

zoned

High on something; off in the Ozone layer of the atmosphere.

"Marc came over with some weed and we got zoned."

by Ace February 5, 2002

Zoned Friends

Two friends of the opposite sex who have a very close friendship. So close, they can actually keep a no boundary friendship and still not be sexually attracted to each other (like seeing each other naked or possibly being in a close and intimate proximity and not getting aroused)

Maggie trust me to give her advice on underwear that she buys for her boyfriend because we're Zoned Friends.

by Guywithabeard May 27, 2016

Zoneless

When you are talking to someone and not sure if you should put them in the friend zone or pursue a more intimate relationship.

Q: So whats going on with that girl/guy you met?

A: Not sure I think I am currently zoneless.

by zonefl August 23, 2017

Zoneday

A Zoneday is a day which in particular it feels like you are zoneing in and out of consciousness/sleep at no particular time or place.

Today has been a real zoneday for me

by Pixelated_binary97 June 4, 2019

Zoned off the gin

Very drunk or very high.

Guys I'm totally zoned off the gin right now

by GoddamnGucciLouie August 4, 2022

Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.

Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...

by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013