Adam

This cool, funny, sometimes annoying white dude that tries his best to cheer you up. He doesn't really have a best friend but he has two really close friends. He always think that his lucky to have those two guys, and the guys think so too.
His a real lady charmer with the attitude that the ladies love.
Give Adam a day or two and you'll see why he doesn't have a best friend
Cos everyone wna be his best friend but he don't work like that
Adam is always online or on the internet
He might not be a while in the area but he will visit you bro

Don't sweat it
Adam won't forget about his close friends

Guy1: Bro have you spoken to Adam yet?
Guy2: yeah I just met him and we gna go to his house and play Xbox 1

by Bloodboy youngteen January 8, 2019

Adam

deez nuts

nobody:
adam: deez nuts

by adswires daughter November 21, 2021

Shin’s Adam’s Apple

The medial malleolus of your feet, reminds of an Adam’s Apple.

*Canned food hits the medial malleolus*

Me: “Argh! I hit my, ughh, what’s it called....?”
“My Shin’s Adam’s Apple!!”
Friend: “.....yo, what did you just called it? :v”

by Continue18 February 28, 2021

Adam

The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam puts the sea in seamen.

Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.

by Ye old Bean November 3, 2020

adam maitland

beetlejuice character, the husband of barbara maitland, he dies in 3 different ways

1:Car crash
2: falling into his basement hitting his head
3: electrocution by a faulty wire

why the hell do are you an adam maitland simp

by beanmanw April 5, 2024

Adam

Always gay and loves to read books. This man will be the most civil person you will meet but has some of the darkest and dirtiest secrets.

Loves other guys named Dylan

Adam may be gay but he's our gay

by WSCpaddyPower March 13, 2023

adam

4'2 curly hair, vintage superdry and a childish hoodie. neve is his tingy

(joshy).

you seen adam no because hes so small

by NowSynergy November 22, 2019