Doing a Jayne

The act of fouling a public bathroom with excrement

Someone has been doing a Jayne in that bathroom, there's shit everywhere!

by Season with dill December 22, 2019

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

Doing a Joanna

When you get with someone a minimum of 10 years older than yourself.

Last night I was out in the club and ended up doing a Joanna

by Lol26 May 26, 2017

Do Not Disturb

1) A mode on smartphones and computers that you turn on to block incoming notifications and sounds.

2) A profile status on social platforms like discord which implies that they're busy and won't respond to ur DMs. Don't be fooled though, as ironically most people on discord with a DND status are actually readily available to chat. What's even more ironic is that people with a green circle status are least likely to respond back. You'd think that red means away and green means active, well apparently it's the complete opposite on discord... 🤷 ♀️

1) Emmy turned on do not disturb mode on her Pixel 7 so that she could concreate on studying.

2) Friend 1: Is it only me who notices that discord ppl with do not disturb mode on are more available to chat than those seemingly "online"?

Friend 2: Nah man I notice it too
Friend 3: Same here
Friend 1: Huh. What an interesting phenomenon.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 3, 2023

Do the alphabet

Giving oral to a girl whilst making the letters of the alphabet with your tounge. A way for girls to ask for oral.

Her : "Hey babe"
Him: "Yes?"
Her: "Can you do the alphabet?"
Him: "Let's 69 it?"

by 1234angellily4321 June 9, 2013

to do a close

Doing a close is the action of going out at night to a party and one does not succeed in the girls category. As a result, the close will drink away his regrets and mope about asking himself about all the various possibilities as to why he had not succeeded. After much self-deliberation, he will conclude that it's his looks or his intellectual ability. After beating himself up, he will shit himself and go to hospital, waking up stark naked wishing that one day he will be able to overtake his friends and younger brother in succeedinng with the opposite sex.

Maisy: I just parred Jack!
Pippa: Me too, I'm scared he is going to do a close.
Maisy: He's already depressed.
Pippa: just wait until the poo comes.

by RobYourNob June 20, 2011

Do it on the dick

To see if a female is able to do all of those freaky flexible positions and twerk videos and gestures to your dick

Yeah yeah that was live but can she do it on the dick though

by Angry pirate hooker69 April 11, 2020