Hargrove's Syndrome

A parasitic mass originating from China, which latches onto the arm and/or penis of (typically) a male human. Known to make incessant noises which cause insanity or other personality disorders. Treatable, but difficult to cure. Large cause for STDs.

The parasitic mass is in the same class as the Hirudo, or leeches.

Peter: Oh god, what's that thing hanging on Matt's arm?!
Patrick: Oh, you didn't know? Matt has Hargrove's Syndrome.
Peter: I hope he can be cured!

by The17thColossus June 2, 2009

Phatass Syndrome

A very debilitating state of mind where the person believes that he/she is popular or well liked by people, even though they are morbidly obese and extremely obnoxious. This person will do almost anything to make themselves seem cool to others, which usually ends up making the victim look like a loser. Symptoms include, posting picture of you "smoking weed" (when it is actually your vaporizer, constantly stalking people to "hang out" with them, and being nice to pretty girls and expecting to get laid because of this.

Oh no, it looks like Jimmy has developed Phatass Syndrome and won't stop texting my girl, I guess i'm going to have to beat his ass.

by The Commision69 April 1, 2015

Sevens Syndrome

Very common amongst international kids in Hong Kong, Sevens Syndrome happens during the last weekend of March where the Hong Kong Rugby Sevens take place. With all the rugby and partying atmosphere happening, people with Sevens Syndrome is so focused on having fun in the sevens they would do it at anybody's expense, often pissing people off before it even starts. Also easily angered by anything sevens related.

"Hey why's John getting all angry over Jason not letting him lend his id for the south stand?"
"Sevens syndrome"
"Right"

by SevensBoy March 26, 2010

Overwatch Syndrome

Pornographic material of a series is more popular or more well-received than the series itself

Joe: Is Fate a good anime?
Sam: Nah, It has Overwatch Syndrome though, so it kinda evens out

by solargrave December 23, 2021

PINNOCHIO syndrome

When you have a problem in which you cannot help but lie.

Shay: She said you look like a leper
Later...
Nicole: I never said that, it’s her PINNOCHIO syndrome hitting her again

by Jeremiah Doe May 15, 2018

Colucci Syndrome

The inability to talk to women and be funny.

This nigga Joey showed all the signs of the Colucci Syndrome last night when he didn’t talk to his girl all night.

by B4115INY0M0UF April 1, 2020

Franky syndrome

Franky syndrome is when a male, typically latino, has tested positive for retardism and it has started to effect his friends because he is so dumb. Franky will make racist, sexist, and dumb joke like " I really want to suck that monkey girl's butt"

Eventually the friends of this retard will become dumb, racist, and sexist as well saying that they want to suck a monkey's anus.

male 1: oh, man. I should have never became friends with that Franky. The only thing i can think about are big black men. I hate people with Franky syndrome.

male 2: i don't know man, i kind of like the thought of it.

male 1: oh no...

male 2: what??
male 1 : you...you're becoming a Franky!

by ILoveLilPeeP<3 December 19, 2022