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Drop dem titties on March 3rd ladies.
It's March 3rd, you know what that means right? It's National "Show Me Your Tits" Day! So go ahead, do it, now.
by Meme-Meister_Gaming69420 March 1, 2022
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A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate
I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.
by Filbs April 7, 2008
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National Show Me Your Tits Day (or NSMYT Day) is the day in which all your friends have to show each other their tits - boobs - moobs.
Ayo its National Show Me Your Tits Day, send me your tits!
Goddamnit, fine.
by TheCodingNick December 30, 2021
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show me your boobs day is on October 14th

go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
hey ally show me your boobs baby its national show me your boobs day ;)
by Niack October 14, 2020
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
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willy showed his wonka do to the circumstances of being very VERY! drunk at a partay amongst oompa loompas dancing to single ladys preformed by Beyonce Knowles, Thats when by wardrobe malfuntion his wonka sliped out and into a poor oompa loompas "OOMPA". That poor fella was never quite the same again.
why did willy show his wonka?
by The bloody tampons December 9, 2011
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