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Blue Garfield

a type of ecstasy. It is blue, and shaped like garfield's face.
Also, freaking awesome roll.

I would usually have to take 2 or 3 e to roll, but taking one blue garfield did the job. This was after taking a mollie the weekend before.
"I took a blue garfield last night and rolled my ass off."

"I know. I was drunk as shit and we had a very deep conversation."

:D
by iLiveinSoCal April 19, 2009
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Blue Beast

A very cringy YouTuber who is SO cringy who makes you not want to watch YouTube for the rest of your life.
Isn't FRED such a Blue Beast?
by Rickey Mouse February 15, 2020
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Bourgeoisie Blues

When someone complains about their privileges. Usually someone who is rich and lives in a first world country.
Jim: I cant believe my parents wont let me get madden 12 for my ps3

Jeff: I dont want to hear your Bourgeoisie Blues. At least you have a ps3, unlike children in africa.
by demonpr22 October 2, 2011
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Blue Danubing

"Surreptitiously" scratching your balls by pinching your crotch in front of your pants. When you do so inside your pocket, it is known as "Blue Danubing Mezzo-Piano." Named after the waltz composed by Johann Strauss.
While having a conversation with someone, he began Blue Danubing by very obviously pinching his crotch. I swear I'm going to get that guy some jock itch cream as a graduation present.
by Lotramin Dealer May 8, 2010
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Blue Anon

Term being suppressed by Google, Urban Dictionary and other anti-freedom of thought (and reality) types used to describe the loose network of hard left political adherents who advance the conspiracies and hoaxes of the Left. It is the counterpoint to QAnon.
The Russian collusion narrative (which in reality applied to Hillary Clinton, not Donald Trump) was nothing but a Blue Anon conspiracy theory.
by Banned in 3...2...1... March 7, 2021
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Blue Anon

A mysterious group that removes definitions that reflect poorly on progressives.
Blue anon just removed blue anon again.
by Cap'n Wilbur March 7, 2021
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Blue Bruise

Invented by Melissa Page, the Blue Bruise is the greatest vodka drink ever consumed in the northern hemisphere. Contents: Lime vodka, sprite, and blue raspberry kool- aid (Must be made prior to mixing.) The name 'blue bruise' refers to the bruises one receives afer consuming multiple blue bruises and being pushed into an icy snow bank.
Bobby: I pushed Melissa into a snow bank so she could have more than one blue bruise last night.
by Tubs Priest December 23, 2008
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