Toe Jam And Earl

A funky game i used to play on the Sega as a kid.
New and more modern versions have been released since the Playstation arrived.
The inventors of the game intend to spread funk to every corner of the known universe.
And that they have.

Toe Jam And Earl is sexy.

by MotherBitchBillie January 27, 2008

pink toe

A man who has a dick as pink as his girlfriends vagina

John has a big pink toe

by Jake possum May 6, 2015

Poor Man's Toe

From a mishearing of portmanteau , a "poor man's toe" is when someone mishears a word or phrase and tries to use it incorrectly in a later conversation.

Cyrus: "Guesstimate. It's a portmanteau."

Enrique: "Oh cool."

(later that night)

Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."

Alex: "Ha! You beaner."

by atforpres November 26, 2010

waffle toe shuffle

A waffle toe shuffle is where one uses their toe to manoeuvre ones fecal matter toward the shower drain and then to poke it down said drain.

Woah bro I just waffle toe shuffled my crap.

by Raven 92 March 17, 2017

Two Toes Thompson

Used when referring to someone as great as the american hero two toes thompson.

Justin is so awesome, he's such a two toes thompson.

by David13 February 17, 2009

Yankee Toe-Tappin'

When your Northern friends rush through events or experiences instead of taking their time. Not slowing down to enjoy the finer side of life.

You need to stop your Yankee toe-tappin' and slow yourself down.

by Funkachop July 26, 2019

Necrophiliac sucking toes

Someone who likes to have sexual intercourse with dead bodies and sucking on there toes.

"oh did you hear the other day Oliver is a necrophiliac sucking toes which means be has sex with a dead body I also found out he sucks there toes dead or alive"

by Oliver bregazzi December 28, 2021