shocker

Australian slang (possibly used elsewhere).

Used to describe a person who is surprisingly foolish or inept. Not entirely derogatory - moreso a playful taunt.

"Geez, Joe, you're such a shocker!!"
(after Joe did something stupid)

"Wow, MJ had a real shocker in that game - he only scored 11 points!"
(a woeful sporting performance will often get this call)

by Mookie S August 24, 2005

Stockbitch

A stockbitch is another word for someone who works in a supermarket, filling racks and stocks.

"I work as a stockbitch, in the supermarket."

by PsiZero December 5, 2003

Hot Stockey Steam Roll

A person shits themselves in a dooner, rolls up nice and tight, masturbates and cums inside the dooner whilst rolling back and forth. They then leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes until nice and hot.

Can also be combined with a boston pancake, golden bath and other fucked up things.

Person 1 - "Hey guys, I just did a Hot Stockey Steam Roll!"
Person 2 - "You are FUCKED, mate!"

by Stockey October 21, 2008

Shocker 5000

The act of inserting a closed fist into a female vagina sideways, then turning the fist vertically, and finally opening the fist and making "jazz-hands" out of your fingers.

This fucking whore was screaming, "is it in yet?" So I gave her a shocker 5000 right before I raped her in the ass until she bled all over my cock.

by cuminurmouthfuckingwhore December 11, 2006

shocktart

This is when you have dirty anal sex with some slut and then shove your nasty fallice in her mouth...the result is similar to when you ate shocktarts as a kid and your cheeks pucker in as well as her mouth.

yo I pulled a shocktart on this chick, you should have seen her when she was done she looked like Renee Zellweger

by BrooklynBrett September 27, 2007

Shocker 10000

The act of inserting both hands vertically in the awkward turtle position while rubbing clitoris and chocolate spider with thumbs, then sneakily turn hands 180 degrees and do alligator mouth until it bleeds, immediately following jackhammer powerhouse.

We were lying in her bed right before that hoe screamed "hit me with the shocker 10000 and make it hurt!" So I proceeded to put that cunt in a coma.

by Felix Silversteen July 12, 2011

glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.

Watch out for Vishal's glock n shock!

by Kamen Headquarters December 15, 2008