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anus snake 

An anus snake is a hetero sexual man that likes generally a high number of fingers in his anus. Also could mean a hetero sexual male who is hiding homosexual tendencies by allowing women to penetrate his butthole. Generally anus snaking is accompanied by a strangely freaky women who is providing the fingers for the anus snaking... An anus snake can also be used as a term to define somebody whos just kind of faggy in general. Most anus snakers prefer 3 to 5 fingers in their warm anal caverns.
Tiffany applied her double jointed fore fingers with anal lube before anus snaking her subject who was in general an anus snake.

You anus snake you know I love you even if you swallow dicks on purpose and like being fingered andfondled.
anus snake by Trapparition September 8, 2015

Sneaky Snake 

A reference to a popular vine on youtube, in which a snake suddenly appears out of the sand, with a voice saying " I'm a sneaky snake" in a funny voice.
Did you see that vine with the "Sneaky Snake"? It was hilarious!
Sneaky Snake by McRaezy June 5, 2018

One Eyed Snake Monster 

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!
I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!
One Eyed Snake Monster by berty68 October 1, 2008

look at that snake 

Used as a phrase uttered when awkward conversation takes a turn for the worst, but can also be used whenever a nearby person points and diverts your attention to a snake-like object.
random dude: want to see my scab collection?

me: hey, look at that snake!
look at that snake by HarryAscholl January 15, 2015

molesting a snake 

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

Hannukah Snake 

When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with a shamus and yell "Hannukah Snake!"
Did you see that Hannukah Snake that James gave Nemer?
Hannukah Snake by James Ray November 30, 2006