clash and smash

Like "Netflix and Chill", "Hulu and Handjob", and "Amazon and Anal", Clash and Smash is hen you say that you want to fight in a round of Clash Royale, but you really just want to have sex.

Nick: Yo girl! Wanna Clash and Smash
JJ: Sure! I love clash royale!
Nick: No, I mean do you want to fuck?!
JJ: Oh! Sure, I like that too!

by Swaggity Swagger June 21, 2016

Smashing guts

Smashing guts.

The act of rubbing guts together during intercourse. Also can be another name for sex.

Fuck! We were smashing guts all over the place last weekend!

I hope tonight he plans on smashing guts!!!

by The limpest dick June 24, 2018

Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!

by jRob917 October 29, 2011

Smash face

To describe someone who looks like their face has been merged with another person.

“He’s a propa little smash face him”

by Inkedbypamga February 6, 2025

beer smash

When one drinks after every death in Super Smash Bros.

Joe: Hey broski, wanna get drunk tonight?
Bob: Yeah, let's play some beer smash

by Brot2392323409 May 8, 2015

The Hulk smash

The sexual act where you pick up your partner put one fist in her ass and one in her mouth and try to make them meet while shouting HULK SMASH. additionally you could rip your pants apart and paint your balls green

I totally did The Hulk smash on that girl last night my hand were full of shit and saliva

by Generaal_Knakkie November 14, 2023

smash

smash bro

"wanna smash?"
"hell yeah!"
"i choose mario!"
"dammit! i was gonna choose that!"

by imperfectcub178 May 11, 2023