by Bananular October 06, 2006
by Baby Ange October 12, 2004
by mjwalker04 December 09, 2009
the act of taking one's (yours or a friend's) penis and slapping another (does't matter who) in the face with it. Often people d-slap someone who has passed out drunk or is just asleep.
by laxbrah January 25, 2009
an expression when aggravated, angry, or distressed about a situation or person. This anger can only be displayed in magnitudes of parrot slapping; referring to slapping a parrot as an alternate to slapping a person in a stressful situation.
"I am so mad at Yasmeen, that I could slap a parrot!"
"You are so lucky right now that I did not just slap a parrot."
"I had to leave the room, otherwise I was about to slap 3 or 4 parrots."
"You are so lucky right now that I did not just slap a parrot."
"I had to leave the room, otherwise I was about to slap 3 or 4 parrots."
by Eyjafjallajökull aftermath April 25, 2010
A Slapping Bag is a sleeping bag that you and your girl can fit inside comfortably and still have room to play around.
by The Great Dunnski December 29, 2009
After having sex with your girlfriend you keep the condom close so that after your girlfriend falls asleep you place your load in her hand and tickle her nose so as to make her slap your load in her face. Same thing can be done with whipped cream but not as funny.
Jay "last night I waited till my wife went to sleep and gave her a slippery slap"
Mark "how did that work out for you?"
Jay "she kicked my ass when she woke up..."
Mark "how did that work out for you?"
Jay "she kicked my ass when she woke up..."
by barnmaster98 July 14, 2010