Short Dick

As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.

As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.

Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.

by Xi- November 18, 2020

short

melanie

short come here

by plastic dinosaur November 25, 2020

Short

When you are not tall

Yo dude you’re so short
No I’m fun sized
You’re even shorter than Tessa what do you mean

by MontgomereySallow February 15, 2020

short smoker

a guy who takes only 1 ore 2 puffs when a joint is shared, and he is ok whit it, even thought everyone else smokes how much they want.

-Why do you smoke so little?
-Yo, i'm just a short smoker bro

by Chris_MD March 17, 2020

shorted

To receive a short reply in response to a message that you put a lot of thought or effort into.

Friend: "Dude, it took me an hour to draft a three-paragraph essay email to my professor asking for an extension, and all I got in response was 'K'"
You: "Ugh, I hate getting shorted too."

by waffle&lust May 13, 2020

Short in the Snout

When a guy is lacking in the pants. When he has a small penis, like a tiny dogs snout.

Person 1: How was your Tinder date the other night?
Person 2: It was ok, he was a little short in the snout though.

by MrsGiblets August 15, 2020

High dive off the short bus

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020