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Dress Shoes

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.
OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.

I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.
by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 8, 2021
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Shoe-Rape

Carelessly yanking the overlapping laces of a shoe loose to ruin the function and appearance of the weave.

This causes the targeted person to have to painstakingly re-lace the potentially damaged shoe, hence the word "rape".
"Hello, is this Eric's mom? This is principal Shepard. It seems him and a few boys from school started a negative trend of pulling on other student's shoes, calling it 'shoe-rape' and telling people, 'You got raped!'".
by ThaNameGame July 14, 2022
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Goody two shoes

Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.
Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.
by Spyan July 29, 2022
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Say Shoes

1. Overview
Say shoes is a versatile suspiciousness test designed by dr. █████ ████████ which enables many people to know who is the impostor

2. How it works
Some people pronounce "shoes" as "sus", and that makes the Say Shoes test effective at detecting who is the impostor. The test can be done verbally as well as using text messages or Discord.
3. Example
Person 1: Say shoes

Person 2: ss- sus

Person 1: *votes out person 2*
by faultyimage_ June 22, 2022
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Keep your shoes on

Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.
Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?

Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
by LuridHope June 24, 2022
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Fuck around shoes

Shoes you wear when you’re about to go fuck around
Hey son, grab your fuck around shoes, we’re going to the mall
by JonnyBDE July 5, 2022
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Poo In My Shoe

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!
by goongangginggan August 24, 2022
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