by ryan thwaite 1233333 March 8, 2024
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2) plz don't talk nonsense anymore - be more salty in your story!
2) plz don't talk nonsense anymore - be more salty in your story!
by phoebel June 23, 2018
Get the salty mug.When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.
by Possumfucker December 19, 2018
Get the Salty steve mug.Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.
"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."
by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018
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Get the Salty Mexican mug.Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast
by Checkmate November 11, 2015
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