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Medical Strudent

Medical Strudent (noun)

A curious hybrid of “strident” and “medical student,” denoting a medical student who exhibits a combination of intellectual fervor, unshakable self-assurance, and, at times, a certain proclivity for ostentatiousness.

The medical strudent, often hailing from an upper-echelon background (or at least projecting such airs), navigates academic halls with the determination of one destined to cure humanity’s ills—or at least command its admiration. With an unyielding belief in their burgeoning expertise, they are as quick to correct as they are to champion their own brilliance.

Though their demeanor may verge on the abrasive, their intent is rarely malevolent; it is simply the side effect of carrying the world’s health on their impeccably broad shoulders (or so they imagine). A medical strudent’s existence is a blend of caffeine-fueled cramming, lofty ambitions, and the occasional display of privilege cloaked in medical jargon—sprinkled, of course, with a hint of endearing charm that almost makes their audacity forgivable.
"During the lecture on advanced diagnostics, the medical strudent in the front row interrupted the professor with a pointed correction, their voice ringing with the confidence of one who had clearly read half the textbook—and with all the conviction of someone destined to revolutionize medicine."
by YouWorkedHard.IGotItByMistake January 12, 2025
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Wisconsin Strudel

The action of putting toaster strudel frosting in someone’s ass or vagina and then proceeding to eat the frosting out.
Landyn frequently uses the Wisconsin strudel.
by Pimp cracker February 25, 2026
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High striker

The carnival game where you use a big wooden mallet to propel a meatal slug upward to ring a bell. Traditionally winning a cigar for a successful hit. The trick isn't to hit it hard, but hit it on the front edge of the target
Play the high striker, win a prize said the carnival barker
by JoKer Patriot March 4, 2025
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Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel
by Lujobe April 2, 2025
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Orbital Strike Cannon

verb:
To blow up a 1000x1000 block area anywhere on earth with an Orbital Strike Cannon.
Minutetech: Spoke, Orbital Strike Cannon them now!!!
Mapicc: Minute, you fucking idiot! Don't Orbital Strike Cannon the Orbital Strike Cannon!!!
by sunkissedyaoi April 20, 2025
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Bitch Strudel

A Bitch Strudel is someone who is so easily offended that the only thing they’re ever good for is being glazed with semen for acting like such a pussy over some words.
John was being such a Bitch Strudel over being told a cartoon doesn’t actually love him.
by CryMoreSaltyTears April 26, 2025
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