Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves

Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!

by WoodBluntJointPP November 03, 2021

Sloppy Toppenheimer

When you give such good top that he explodes all over you.

Let's go back to my place and I'll give you Sloppy Toppenheimer

by Beeparisu September 20, 2023

Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 April 03, 2018

sloppy maple

When you ejaculate in maple syrup and eat it with your pancakes

I made some sloppy maple yesterday it had a little of a salty taste to it

by OrdinaryDrew July 17, 2018

Sloppy Maple

When you're about to cum, you grab a maple syrup bottle, and squirt it all over her face, while you cum inside of her.

"There's something sticky on her face."
"Yeah, I gave her a sloppy maple last week."

by Pete O' Phile July 17, 2018

Sloppy Bridge

When you get the best head from the fittest milf

I just got some sloppy bridge and I’m feeling brazy

by Bulldogbeast December 22, 2022

Sloppy Wings

When a girl is giving you head, and has Red Bull in her mouth.

Guy 1: Dude last night I got sloppy wings from Brittany.

Guy 2: damn she gave u wings!!

by Butthairbraider February 17, 2025