Robert Pattinson

my husband

someone:what’s your husbands name again?
Me:Robert Pattinson

by whorefortomriddle November 28, 2020

Robert

A fat retard

Have y'all seen how mad that fatass Robert gets at Dragonball Fighterz?

by Castlez November 9, 2019

Roberted

A friend of mine who is a big big mongoose and a rat

And it means that he's becoming dumber

Dam every day I get Roberted one by one.

by DiaTheFriendOfRobert March 4, 2022

Robert x paul

Robert loves Paul so much

Person 1: hey you see Robert??
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life

by Sandra’s lover 😋 September 2, 2022

robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA

person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants

by baddiealert December 30, 2021

Robert Downey Jr

The best looking man in all the multiverse’s.

A man all people would turn gay for is Robert Downey Jr

by P0tat0 human August 31, 2022

The Charlize Roberts

having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.

The Charlize Roberts... simple

by PRESS ADD PLEASE!!! August 25, 2020