Instant rice

Damnit you lazy Asian make some real rice you retard.
Or, An Asian that ejaculates too early.

How dare you make instant rice for me you shall be shamed you jackass. Dick face instant rice loser I wasn't ready.

by The mightiest orange chicken. June 22, 2020

rice

a divine mythical white substance that is capable of greatly enhancing your physical, mental, emotional, and psychic abilities. consuming mass amounts of it can lead to advanced spiritual awakening, intelligence, and the ability to attract mass amounts of females . more words could be used to describe this legendary substance, but it is so incredibly good that no more words could describe the feeling of consuming rice.

asian person: do you consume rice at least 69,420 times a day?
other person: no
asian person: *proceeds to commit homicide and arson*

by goofy ahh human being June 1, 2023

Rice

To lay a smack down on a ratchet ass hoe

Imma bout' to rice this bitch

by Nohary September 21, 2016

My Cool Rice

Rice that is one quarter Indian. It will probably compulsively lie and intrude on other people's homes.

Comes to Your House:
On the phone"Hey it's My Cool Rice! Dude, lets talk about our music! I'm coming now"

by Mike Beans December 15, 2008

Hannah Rice

__hannah.rice__

Your mom is Hannah Rice

by Bjingiibgg123 June 22, 2023

Rice Bus

Large people movers seen in and around major Australian cities most often the drivers and passengers of Asian heritage. Popular models include, although not restricted to, Kia Carnival, Honda Odyssey,Toyota Alphard and Hyundai Staria. Vehicles are hard to miss and stand out in part to their size but also the drivers pilots poor driving.

Why isn't the traffic moving? There's your answer it's that bloody Rice Bus up ahead.

by J’may June 11, 2022

Boiled Rice

Boiled Rice is a lowkey term for semen, and a direct refference toward sexual intercourse, the sexual prowess of an individual, the sexiness of an individual, or masturbation. Just google some pictures and your education will be complete.

“Dude, that chic really boils my rice!”
“Yo I heard Bonnie makes delicious boiled rice!”
“Big dawg, I was so tired and stressed, I boiled a couple of pots of rice.”

by Wideeyedasian September 3, 2018