Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.

Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’

Road retard by Yanooiii November 19, 2018

smart retard

it's ok if you're retarded, i've had a friend who's a smart retard and got straight A's in elementary.

smart retard by TripTrapL November 21, 2018

Related Words

Some re re that likes spaghetti too much.

Jeez man, Griffin Rowell is such a Mega Retard. Over there with his friccin spaghetti.

a term used by people who sometimes ride the short bus.

The superintendent is such a blind retard, she doesn’t know when to cancel school

Imagine being a tall retard. People with names like JOE, CODY, and JACK can be tall retards.

Tall Retard by Yunniq November 13, 2019

A person who denies shit that’s true about them but is too retarded to know what it means

Bro did you see Charlotte over there? She was denying everything like a denying retard!