Pulling A Keegan

When you masterbate in the shower while your spouse is home.

"Dude, you idiot, you got caught pulling a keegan?"

by bigbuckhunna January 11, 2021

Pulling a Khalu

One who is profoundly unimpressed by Shezam.

I tired to show him how awesome Shezam was by having it recognize some obscure Autechre, but he was pulling a Khalu. Meh.

by meeglosh January 01, 2020

Pull a Borden

A man named Borden who consistently drops by and leaves Canary killers and massive shits

Dude I just pull a Borden at James's house!

by Holly berg August 22, 2011

pull a plumb

When the removal of a penis or other phallic item from the anus brings with it a rather substantial amount of fecal matter, usually coating the tip or head, that insertive device is said to have pulled a plumb.

Our date was going well up until I happened to pull a plumb, and to make things worse the smell didn't hit my nose until after my dick hit the new satin sheets.

by EssTeeDee December 31, 2015

Pull a Hwiggy

To call someone the n-word.

1. Tommy was suspended for pulling a Hwiggy.

2. I'm going to pull a Hwiggy when I see Jeremy.

by Richard Throbbington September 22, 2022

pulling an usher

A term made up by some dude that's named Jose, "pulling an usher" is when you or anyone else was talking to someone, or trying to date someone for that matter, and they forget their name. They would also mix up their name horribly.

This term was originated from the fact that famous rapper "Usher" forgets the names of most of his bitches.

Dawg #1: "Yo how is you and that girl doin?"

Dawg #2: "oh we been chillin, you know the vibes"

Dawg #1: "What's her name again?"

Dawg: #2: "I think it's uhh..."

Dawg: #1: "dude don't tell me you forgot."

Dawg #2: "nah it ain't like that-"

Dawg #1: "aw hell naw bro pulling an usher"

by JObatala February 05, 2022

pulling a chandler

To accomplish absolutely nothing in an entire day.

Man he hasn't left the couch he's pulling a chandler

by Missesright October 13, 2015