pulled a plaxico

the act of unintentionally shooting yourself in the leg

doctor: and what happened to you?
patient: i pulled a plaxico doc

by j-strauss December 17, 2008

Pulling a Bason

When two people like each other, but don't date.

"Elise why are you and Andrew pulling a Bason? You like each other, why not date?

by Vibrato September 15, 2016

Pulling a Jaydon

Constantly saying IS THIS LOSS

Grier: IS THIS LOSS
Ryan:stop pulling a Jaydon!

by Ryan Hauser July 10, 2018

Pulling a janie

Falling uncontrollably in a contentious cycle

Ashley:did you see that loser fall in the hall this morning
Taylor:yeah,she was totally pulling a janie

by Angel the right angle May 31, 2019

pulling an astro

a type of tantrum or emotional distress, due to the inability to accept experiences that do not go as initially anticipated.

popularized by 14 year old rapper contestant "Astro" in the american television-hit contest show "X-Factor", when the teen lashed out after finding out he had to perform to remain in the show.

example 1:

Astro: "If you want to put me in the bottom two, I don't want to perform for people who don't want me here."

Bob: " oh shit, that dude is pulling an astro."

example 2:

Bob: "this sucks, i don't want to play monopoly with you anymore, you bought all the damn rich lanes."

Lisa: "Fuck you Bob, go cry and pull an astro out your ass."

by bobthedeliciousman November 19, 2011

pull a plumb

When the removal of a penis or other phallic item from the anus brings with it a rather substantial amount of fecal matter, usually coating the tip or head, that insertive device is said to have pulled a plumb.

Our date was going well up until I happened to pull a plumb, and to make things worse the smell didn't hit my nose until after my dick hit the new satin sheets.

by EssTeeDee April 11, 2016

Pull a Borden

A man named Borden who consistently drops by and leaves Canary killers and massive shits

Dude I just pull a Borden at James's house!

by Holly berg August 24, 2011