bike porn

a kick arse bike, or group of bicycles...

at a triathlon, when all the bikes are together, it's like a whole lot of bike porn...

by lukearse September 18, 2006

porn clothes

clothes that usually expose the body to view like the pussy,tits ect. and make you want some.

look at those porn clothes on Kathy.

by Deep blue 2012 October 14, 2009

design porn

A collection of websites and magazines that cater to those who lust after interior design objects and styles, even-especially- when they can't afford it. Similar to a foodie, but focused on interior design.

Apartment Therapy is great design porn, but sometimes I just want to read Architectural Digest.

by sandyliz October 3, 2009

Porn hands

Hands that are extremely small, akin to the hands of typical female porn stars whose small size accentuate the size of the male porn star's member.

1. Check out that girl. She's got porn hands.
2. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is one of the few dinosaurs that had porn hands.

by ft555555 March 14, 2014

Gay porn

wonderful porn videos

Hey have you watched gay porn?

by Ilikegayporn April 30, 2022

Squid Porn

Squid porn means a bunch of penises or a few around someones head, so when you look from above, it looks like a squid. Which should be a category on pornhub named ''Squid porn''

Example:
Director: We should make some squid porn
Actor: Yes, lets find 5 to 7 men that can stand around my head with their penis out
Director: Yall will look like a squid!

by RedCupNoItAintKoolAid October 21, 2019

porn nails

Long fake nails that porn stars use especially when the constantly touch themselves.

Beverly, and cult master have some serious porn nails.

by Suckmeup32579 August 31, 2017