eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

Phone

1. A brainwashing device that keeps gen z powered

2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”

Kid: dad? Can I get a phone soon?
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you

by Your mom and me #6913 May 28, 2023

Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

by 11williams11 April 5, 2021

play games on yo phone

Banger by MC Virgins (primarily MC Kudge)

Play games on yo phone is an underated MC Virgins song.

by tejodatatortot March 31, 2021

Phone UnBuster

A Phone Repair Technician Who Has Fixed Over 9000 Cell Phones!

Oh No! We Will Need A Phone UnBuster To Fix Our Entire Families Phone In Less Than 1 Hour!!

by Phone UnBusters August 10, 2018

Phone

A phone is a electronic

Can i have my phone back please?

by SDirah April 23, 2021

Phone Sex

Another term for Wireless power-sharing, the idea being that when two phones are sharing power, they're actually having "phone sex" with eachother, the one giving power being the male, and the one receiving it being the female.

Bro 1: Hey bro, my phone is low, can you turn on your wireless power sharing?
Bro 2: Ew, my phone doesn't consent to phone sex..
Bro 1: But you're the male..?
Bro 2: you ain't robbing my battery life with your phone orgy's get lost
bro 1: *sobs*

by SICKPIGS February 15, 2025