Mississippi Mud Strip

When you use the jelly from a 600lb persons bed sores as anal lube to fuck your favorite cousin on their power chair
Hey Cheyenne, I can’t wait to try the Mississippi Mud Strip on my first cousin Jennifer. I’m gonna use the jelly from Chris’s bedsores.
by Skizzledizzle January 27, 2021
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chocolate mud puppies

one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench
*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!

Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!
by Dhouse September 19, 2015
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Funny Mud Pee

A vulgar word that derives from Chinese swearing words. The word involves the maternal biological parents of the one being scolded and human excrement (as well as fart).
"Hey, did you cheat on the exam?"

"Funny Mud Pee."
by shrimmmmmmmp November 03, 2022
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funny mud pee

Chinglish, offensive slang.

It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Mostly used when you are contradicting some misleading or fake information about yourself.
by vavavo March 27, 2020
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montana mud dick

While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.
Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.
by ToolHandle December 04, 2017
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banana mud slide

The penis penetrates the asshole and then they shit all over him.
Last night she gave me a banana mud slide because I donkey punched her.
by AssilemFlow December 27, 2017
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Kansas Mud slide

The act of eating a woman's ass while she has diarrhea then she shits on your face
Did you see that??? Kevin was eating her ass and she gave him the Kansas Mud slide... what a nasty fucker
by Bbwtittylover April 03, 2022
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