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Herpes Muff Cup

Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.

Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)
"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.
by Nitsua IKoto September 20, 2012
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Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.
Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!
by 50NU5 February 21, 2014
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Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.
"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."
by Martini Muff October 10, 2015
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snuff muff

Snuffing somebody's muff means to go down on someBody
by Caitzzzz January 25, 2016
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Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks
Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack
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stud muff

by Muddy cricket November 24, 2016
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pumpkin muffer

Someone who puts pumpkin muffins up their butt whole
Katrina is a pumpkin muffer and it's disgusting
by Poopynose November 30, 2016
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