Logan

Chubby Blonde dude who can escape the friend zone- has some real gorgeous eyes and some slightly weird daddy issues

Girl: Hey

Logan: Hey
Girl: You are the ultimate Friend

by TheSimpHunter October 13, 2020

Logan miller

Logan miller is a 120-year-old man who is married to his own dog that is 263 in human age their last name is miller they had 7 children together but they all sadly passed because Rena farted

Logan miller is a 120-year-old man who is married to his own dog that is 263 in human age their last name is miller they had 7 children together but they all sadly passed because Rena farted

by indie is lookin real sussy September 14, 2022

Logan Aux

Logan Aux is a one way ticket to hell for your ear canal. By giving Logan the aux cord, the vibe was ruined

“Yo Paco that Logan Aux last night had me geeking ong”

by gronky gronk July 24, 2025

Loganing

The act of "beating it" more commonly known as masturbating

She was loganing to an image of him

by Thedak14 July 1, 2025

Logan

A good friend but kinda also be a bitch...period queen

Logan you suck; logan, thanks sm queen

by nana9393 December 30, 2022

Logan

Logan Is a fat gay dude

Wow look at that logan!

by BIggaydude March 5, 2020

LoganIsm

I just got the Grimace shake
Ooh, that sounds delicious
Do you want the Grimace shake?
Yes, it's so nutritious
If I drink it, will it be a big mistake?
Why would you ever think that?
They say it could put your life at stake
And once you drink it, you can't go back
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Let me just say, you're my favorite purple guy
You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Who cares about Ronald and the other guys?
You make me so happy, that I could just die!
You're the type to leave no child behind
Anyone, ages one to 99
Happy birthday, Grimace!
Your shake is so delicious!
Please I gotta live, because the rabies gettin' vicious (help!)
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Happy birthday, Grimace (help!)

Loganism means I just got the Grimace shake
Ooh, that sounds delicious
Do you want the Grimace shake?
Yes, it's so nutritious
If I drink it, will it be a big mistake?
Why would you ever think that?
They say it could put your life at stake
And once you drink it, you can't go back
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Let me just say, you're my favorite purple guy
You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Who cares about Ronald and the other guys?
You make me so happy, that I could just die!
You're the type to leave no child behind
Anyone, ages one to 99
Happy birthday, Grimace!
Your shake is so delicious!
Please I gotta live, because the rabies gettin' vicious (help!)
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Happy birthday, Grimace (help!)

by gabb the grabb December 1, 2023