A long distance bandwagon fan is a specific variety of bandwagon fan. Typical bandwagon fans are local, they ignore the particular sport altogether when their local team is doing poorly, and suddenly become superfans when they're doing well. Meanwhile, long distance bandwagon fans will become superfans of any team in the country when they're doing well, and then just as quickly pick a different team when the tables are turned.
They are often spotted wearing team merchandise which is later donated to a thrift store. Just like the regular bandwagon fans, they will swear that they've always liked their current team du jure, and vehemently deny ever being a fan of any other team.
They are often spotted wearing team merchandise which is later donated to a thrift store. Just like the regular bandwagon fans, they will swear that they've always liked their current team du jure, and vehemently deny ever being a fan of any other team.
Some prime examples of teams with great numbers of long distance bandwagon fans are: San Francisco 49ers in the 80s, Edmonton Oilers in the 80s, Dallas Cowboys in the 90s, Chicago Bulls in the 90s, Atlanta Braves in the 90s and early 2000s, New York Yankees in the late 90s and 2000s, and Indianapolis Colts in the 2000s.
LDBF: I love the Yankees! Those are my boys and always have been! I'm soooooo lucky that my favorite team is so good!!!
REALIST: Yeah, ok. Luck has nothing to do with it. You live in Kansas, you've never travelled anywhere near New York, and somehow I doubt you can name the starting lineup. You're the epitome of a long distance bandwagon fan.
LDBF: Whatever, you're just jealous because my team rulez!!!
REALIST: Right, because it would be so difficult for me to buy a Yankees hat and start calling myself a fan. <rolls eyes>
LDBF: I love the Yankees! Those are my boys and always have been! I'm soooooo lucky that my favorite team is so good!!!
REALIST: Yeah, ok. Luck has nothing to do with it. You live in Kansas, you've never travelled anywhere near New York, and somehow I doubt you can name the starting lineup. You're the epitome of a long distance bandwagon fan.
LDBF: Whatever, you're just jealous because my team rulez!!!
REALIST: Right, because it would be so difficult for me to buy a Yankees hat and start calling myself a fan. <rolls eyes>
by klopek007 January 24, 2010
Commonly used in tweets by girls as a way to draw attention to their precious locks that they obsessively grow.
"omg, just woke up late for class and I look a mess. Oh well, long hair don't care! #longhairprobs (insert selfie here)"
by keb May 24, 2013
describing yourself, preferably when talking to the ladies.....
by batman and throbbin' November 04, 2013
A pimp is someone who can exploit weak women
a mack is someone who can exploit weak women and men
A mack daddy is someone who can control other macks
A long legged mack daddy is someone who can control other mack daddy's
Long legged cleggy weggy is a play on words as Mr Obama was described as a long legged mack daddy when he ran for president and Nick clegg is running/ran for prime minister in the UK.
a mack is someone who can exploit weak women and men
A mack daddy is someone who can control other macks
A long legged mack daddy is someone who can control other mack daddy's
Long legged cleggy weggy is a play on words as Mr Obama was described as a long legged mack daddy when he ran for president and Nick clegg is running/ran for prime minister in the UK.
by longleggedcleggyweggy May 16, 2010
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Friend: Wtf is that😂
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by all_vsco_girls_must_die September 16, 2019
When your clapping cheeks you become a god
by Roll tide bby May 29, 2019
A place full of a bunch of retards. That talk shit ran by a bunch of retards. That favor people mostly retards. An endless cycle of stupid people. And retards it's kinda sad. Oh theres also fights with a bunch of really just complete groups of. Niggers, gooks, beaners, honkey's, redneck fuck's and shit talkers.
Hey have you ever heard of "Long county high school" is it a good place? Fuck no it isn't it's full of complete fuckin idiots.
by Meanboi November 11, 2018