switch jerking

When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.

My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.

by Bug daddy pimpmaster flash April 27, 2017

Social Circle Jerk

When you do something that's 'gram-worthy, and then you spend the rest of your evening liking every reply, and replying to every reply, and liking and replying to every reply to your reply, ad nauseum.

I posted a great pic of my best beach bod. And now I've spent the last 6 hours doing the social circle jerk. How great llfe is!

by mckwistonator July 26, 2022

Jerk Jerker

The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.

My brother is a Jerk Jerker. I caught him beating it while he thought I was asleep.

by Warn7 January 4, 2024

Durka Jerk

A circle jerk with a bunch of Durka Durkas.

When's the next Durka Jerk?
Do you want to have a Durka Jerk?

by Bigfatsmellyjaymie June 5, 2025

Jerk a jiz

Masturbating to the point of ejaculating

I am so horny I bet I could jerk a jiz in 10 seconds.

by Ndnzfan January 25, 2018

jerk a meyer

A man that is an wiener like a Oscar Meyer

He is such a jerk a Meyer, he cheated off his little sisters paper

by Dodi fied November 18, 2020

JERKS

An expression from an angry gym teacher also saying “{switch}” or “{quads}” and again “ you guys are all “{jerks}””

“You guys are big {jerks} I’d expel all of you if I knew who you were”

by Tht kidsavage113 November 27, 2018