squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Genital Jam

A gender neutral term to describe secretions emitted from genitalia as a result of sexual arousal, stimulation, or activity.

Alex and Jamie really went at it in the guest room last night, there is genital jam all over the bed, walls, and tv remote.

by Häxa July 18, 2023

Jam Roll

Jam Roll refers to Parole when in prison - and hopefully getting some!

'I'm putting all my hope on Jam Roll this year...'. or, 'he's got no chance of Jam Roll'

by thecleaner March 20, 2022

Coin Clam Jam

An offbeat-taboo-sexual Jewish ritual where the man will take a handful of coins and pick one.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.

Joshua: Here, take this Quarter, I used it last night.

Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?

Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.

by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025

Jam

A nigga that works at UIC Group

- Niggas be fine says Jam

by XXXdead April 11, 2022

Bogus Dude Jam Zone

1. Designated coordinates where a group of dudes gather to comit pure faggotry.

2. Eight dudes jamming nine dudes.

Joe goes to a frat party to be fully unsweet to see eight dudes jamming nine dudes --you know, a bogus dude jam zone.

by Andrew "Rock n' Roll" Lambert May 12, 2008

salty jam

when you lose on nuke and represent your team in a negative light

darn it, I lost on nuke and represented my team in a negative light, now I am a salty jam.

by harbodon June 22, 2016