by jammaster1212 October 14, 2011
Get the Jammug. The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.
"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"
"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".
"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"
"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"
"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"
"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"
"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"
Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".
"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"
"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"
"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"
"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"
"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"
Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
by Neville Fkn Bartos October 4, 2016
Get the Jam Jarmug. The 2# worst pain of all time (next to stubbed toe). When you are playing football and the ball hits the end of your finger and pushes the finger in and sometimes breaks it.
by Skibidi toilet lover November 13, 2023
Get the Jammed Fingermug. 
Rumours say elena eats pie toe jam everyday, she chucks it into the incinerator and throw some salt for good measure.
by eipxanele December 17, 2021
Get the toe jammug. by Mrmomodad March 16, 2022
Get the Animal Jammug.