I ain’t even peep her mom calling her phone I was ’in my jam’ clapping her
I ain’t even peep the score. I was ‘in my jam’ cookin y’all boyz
I just needa get in my jam and I’ll be straight
I ain’t even peep the score. I was ‘in my jam’ cookin y’all boyz
I just needa get in my jam and I’ll be straight
by Northfac3 November 30, 2020
Get the In My Jam mug.When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 15, 2017
Get the blue veined log jam mug.Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jam mug.1. Strawberry jam is a sweet preserve made from strawberries and sugar. It's typically spread on bread or toast.
2. (sometimes abbreviated SJ) Popular mod from the game Celeste. Has 5 lobbies with up to 20 maps each and a "final challenge" which combines elements from every map
2. (sometimes abbreviated SJ) Popular mod from the game Celeste. Has 5 lobbies with up to 20 maps each and a "final challenge" which combines elements from every map
1. you should try eating strawberry jam its so good ngl
2. well if you're looking for a popular Celeste mod you can't go wrong with SJ
2. well if you're looking for a popular Celeste mod you can't go wrong with SJ
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025
Get the Strawberry Jam mug.A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
Get the Jam-mum mug.Laura: Did you know that John is into SM relationships?
Susan: Yeah, He's was my jam-whore for a long time.
Susan: Yeah, He's was my jam-whore for a long time.
by Foot Bitch May 21, 2019
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