butter and jam

when something is simply pointless

to play for butter and jam

“You guys are playing for butter and jam! It’s a lost game.”

by Gerald Hunt September 6, 2022

Animal Jam

Jam made of animals, or a game for 5 year old wolf LARPers

Closet furry: *Barks and howls looks at Patricia*

Patricia: Pls give diamonds

Animal Jam

by Mrmomodad March 16, 2022

Jam

When a good song is played on the radio, playlist, etc. Phrase often used by a streamer xQcOW.

Man , this song is a Jam.

by limex April 30, 2021

Gina jam

Anyone, or anything, preventing a girl from getting fucked.

Guy: You ready to fuck me dry?
Slut: My place or yours?
Gina jam: His place! He's got a bunch of awesome DVDs we could watch together. I can bring the popcorn!

-_____-

by Audrey, wait! June 7, 2011

rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.

Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.

by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019

Jizz Jam

It's like those concerts where drummers play with paint on their drums, but you know... it's jizz.

You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).

by deanofjizz April 27, 2022

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022