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Red-Hat Rebel

Blanket term referring to Alt-right, Republican, or otherwise pro-Trump extremists characterized by MAGA hats, pathological stubbornness, disregard of factual evidence, spirited bigotry, staggering self-righteousness, and absolute inability to accomplishing anything in life. Commonly seen driving pick-up trucks plastered with Trump bumper stickers, flying Trump flags, carrying one or more assault rifles, berating minorities and Democrats, and otherwise being loud or annoying. Made popular in the wake of the Jan. 6th Insurrection.
My neighbor is a complete Red-Hat Rebel, he owned like 10 guns, six Confederate flags, and tried to kill Nancy Pelosi before the FBI arrested him while he jerked off to a picture of President Trump.
by Ivan Jakenof January 16, 2021
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Oregon Top Hat

An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.
Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
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Eating Top Hats

1. A person who eats top hats

2. Slang for baking cellphones
1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”
by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018
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Stack Hat Special

A person who wears a bike helmit because they uncontrollably beat their head against a wall.
The bloke at the pub who was acting like a drunk was because he is Stack Hat Special
by Ms Happy 1 June 11, 2016
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get some hat

Hey bro, these guys look like they want trouble, it's time to get some hat
by 4corner conquers May 30, 2018
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20 pound hat

Is when you are giving head and the receiver pushes your head down as to apply pressure in order for you to go deeper.
I got this! I don't need a 20 pound hat!
by Dreday9 August 23, 2017
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Sandy Top Hat

The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.
"Man, youd never believe that my woman let me give her a sandy top hat last night!"
by Seenoevil9093 December 28, 2016
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