Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.

My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.

by nob May 11, 2004

What up, my home slice o ham?!?!

A phrase usually used in middle schools.

A fresh new way to say, "What up?"

So tell your friends, and tell them to tell their friends!

Dude 1: "What up, my home slice o ham?!?!"

Dude 2: "Nothin much, you?"

by bob tortellini January 27, 2008

Bro-ham

synonymous with "himbo"
a hammy bro with ham for brains but very cordial and attractive. A non-threatening being. Can be substituted for househusband.

He gave me bro-ham vibes

by LM1211 December 23, 2020

smack a ham

to (masturbate)

"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"

by brian_n_ks January 23, 2009

Sleazed Ham

A ham that is rediculiously perverted and slovenly

Sleazed Ham: "When I was fucking her she got the pink glove so I had to use your lotion on her"

by big pun March 11, 2003

spreadin ham

Spreading your ass cheeks while having sex. Spreading your ass cheeks while taking a shit. Basically spreading your ass cheeks for any reason.

Oh look! Mark is spreadin ham behind that tree.

by markassamous October 15, 2013

gavin michael ham

The best guy I have ever met. He is sweet, cute, smart, weird, pretty much a perfect boyfriend.

I love my boyfriend, gavin michael ham, -faith

by serenity02 May 14, 2015