Happy as a man with tits in his hat

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.

Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

by Jimmy Lasers February 18, 2009

put his head out of the way

to deal with/kill someone

('to put his' could be changed to 'to put her'/'its')

General: The enemy commander is a threat to our freedom.
Soldier: What should we do, sir?
General: We gotta put his head out of the way. We gotta kill him.

by Firer2009 January 25, 2020

couldn't find his dick in the dark

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.

It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.

by Marcoda December 9, 2011

Jimmy Lost his Shoe

Jimmy Lost his Shoe is another Slang word for An Erection or a horny male.

Oh Guys Looks like Jimmy Lost his shoe.

by SUPIMTESSAHOWAREYOU February 24, 2017

nagito and his love for hope

hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope

nagito and his love for hope is hope

by sjiasnne February 21, 2021

debris in his fuel line

Cross dresser.

See that dude over there in the miniskirt and halter top? He's got major debris in his fuel line.

by EmptyH October 11, 2008

Beat his ahh bro!

you heard em'

Some dude: Did you just call my momma ugly?
some other girl: yes i did
Some dude: Im gonna punch you
Some dude seeing whats happening: Beat his ahh bro!

by somegirl24268 June 26, 2023