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Make your garden grow

Touching or rubbing the female genitalia to arousal up to orgasm

Made famous by Led Zeppelin in their song 'Houses of the Holy'
" Can I take you to the movies? Can I take you to the show? Can I be yours ever truly? Can I make your garden grow?"
by peterkin1010 June 3, 2017
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max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.
Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".
by QuacksO June 21, 2017
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watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden
by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019
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Devil’s Garden

Joe had his legs blow off when he accidentally walked into the Devil’s Garden.
by Literal Lucifer October 24, 2019
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Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.
M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?
by Flokiko August 4, 2020
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pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being
This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.
by anonymous November 14, 2020
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Person who shits in gardens

Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat
Person who shits in gardens
by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020
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