flying zombo

An alcoholic drink mentioned in the movie My Blue Heaven starring Steve Martin and Rick Moranis. The band Murder By Death says the recipe is:

1 part light rum
2 parts banana juice (looza is perfect)
1 lime wedge per glass
ice

fill glass with ice, pour in liquids and stir. squeeze lime into drink and serve.

"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna buy you a drink. I'm gonna buy you a flying zombo."

by sue de nimh April 6, 2009

flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

by Lunicus November 4, 2013

loser flyby

When a slower vehicle overtakes a faster vehicle after a speed contest. After the speed contest has finished, the slower vehicle proceeds to pass the faster vehicle to inflate the ego /recieve an erection/brag to friends, or any combination of the above. This loser flyby can be performed by any make/model of vehicle, as long as the said car is significantly slower than the opponent. See also ricer flyby, meathead flyby.

Billy-boy: Did you see that joe-bob, I just smoked that riceboy civic there?
Joe-bob: No you did'nt, you just performed a loser flyby.

or
Riceboy: Bro I just dusted that Mustang...
Riceboy's friend: Dude...that was a total loser flyby.

by 572 November 9, 2007

your royal flyness

Someone that is <i>very</i> cool or in style; fly.

"Blow my mind/Your royal flyness/I dig your bangs" -Bangs, They Might be Giants

by A Marie January 25, 2004

flying hamster of doom

a winged hamster welding coconuts.

the flying hamster of doom will rain coconuts on your pitiful city.

by Anthony Quintero-Castañeda December 11, 2004

Penis flytrap

An accidental situation that occurs when you have your fly unzipped and don't notice that you barely have the head of your penis sticking out through your pants and then you very quickly zip up your fly without even noticing. OUCH!!

Damn, while Mark was in the restroom with us after a quick piss and while we were hurrying to see the new Star Wars movie, he was so rushed that he didn't realize his dick was still sticking out a bit as he hurriedly zipped up his barn door, and thus he gave himself a nasty and painful penis flytrap! He was screaming in pain for a while, missing the movie's first 20 minutes and had to watch the rest of the movie while his dick was feeling swollen after the incident!

In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!





Mark H. Bringing nice new slang terms to UD since February 2004.

by Mark H May 15, 2005

flying whale

flying whales are the most beautiful and magestic of all things in this universe. usually drawn by a girl named grace. flying whales are what we are when we dream, when we die, when we dance, when we smoke bud, when we believe. some people arent cool enough to fly with whales.

"your a flying whale"
"hey thanks"

by mammithadith October 26, 2008