To do a Kel

When one attempts to trump to hard and thus inadvertently sprays bottom chocolate all over their dressing gown and down their legs.

Pwarh... Did you just skid? Did you just do a Kel?

'To do a Kel'

by evil salty March 10, 2013

Doing a Max

Getting downed 41 times in a zombies game. Max is obviously good at zombies just he lacks the ability to look behind him.

Max: i got downed again!
Everyone Else: What the hell are you doing!

Max: I'm downed
James: Again!

Me: You Doing A Max?

by Roberto:) April 12, 2011

Doing a burkey

To deliberately try to stop or get in the way of something or someone

He’s doing a burkey because he can’t go to the match

by Joeghd February 21, 2019

But then if IIIIIIII do it

Basically its a saying girls use when they see beautiful women do task while still looking like a super model but then if they do it, its a total mess

*Kylie Jenner pee's her pants and looks beautiful

me: but then if IIIIIIII do it

by lola bitch April 4, 2020

doing the g

Fucking bitches and getting money.

Mom, last night I was doing the g.

by Swagdaddy1738 October 15, 2015

Do the alphabet

Giving oral to a girl whilst making the letters of the alphabet with your tounge. A way for girls to ask for oral.

Her : "Hey babe"
Him: "Yes?"
Her: "Can you do the alphabet?"
Him: "Let's 69 it?"

by 1234angellily4321 June 9, 2013

to do a close

Doing a close is the action of going out at night to a party and one does not succeed in the girls category. As a result, the close will drink away his regrets and mope about asking himself about all the various possibilities as to why he had not succeeded. After much self-deliberation, he will conclude that it's his looks or his intellectual ability. After beating himself up, he will shit himself and go to hospital, waking up stark naked wishing that one day he will be able to overtake his friends and younger brother in succeedinng with the opposite sex.

Maisy: I just parred Jack!
Pippa: Me too, I'm scared he is going to do a close.
Maisy: He's already depressed.
Pippa: just wait until the poo comes.

by RobYourNob June 20, 2011