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Dan coleman

A pretty cool guy, however extremely awkward in social situations.
Hey its dan coleman....Oh wait he is on his phone being awkward again!
by Tman5711 January 12, 2022
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Dan

Dan is a 'man' who makes lots of promises and never keeps them. He makes arrangements for a 'fuck' but then makes excuses to why the 'fuck' is not happening. If you want to fuck him, you would normally have to follow him to Spain or a seedy seaside resort in England, full of crackheads, he thinks his cock is that fuckinfantastic that women should travel miles to have it slapped round their face.... but then he blows them out at the last moment.
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
'I was gonna get my dirtbox smashed last night, but the bloke 'done a Dan'

'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
by BagelSquasher September 16, 2022
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Dan

Person 1: "i could beat dan"
Person 2 (sensible one) "nah"
by DannieBoi June 10, 2019
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Trill dan

dick game strong af and has the best gas in SA +++ got em bars
Trill dan gets money and hoes
by Anyone ;) November 12, 2020
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dan lapidus

sexiest ginger in town
know him
or ur not quiche
get with it
he likes to ride horses
and to play the fiddle
Yo are you going to the Dan Lapidus house? I heard all the quiche people will be there.
refer to booty for reference
by muffaka January 10, 2014
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Dan cav

A person who is a living virus.
Once in contact with dan cavs u will suffer large diarrhoea and then will shortly die of shitting too much
Oh fuck im dan cavs posite
by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019
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Dan Hamilton

A guy with all the love in the world to give, just to several people a day. He’s a guy that will spoil you until you’re hooked then rip it all away. He’ll overstep the line, just for shits and giggles, and take no accountability for it. Suddenly you’re just a thorn in his side, an occasional convenience, nothing more…
That guy is a total Dan Hamilton, don’t get involved or you’ll get hurt
by VanillaGurl January 27, 2025
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