by Tman5711 January 12, 2022

Dan is a 'man' who makes lots of promises and never keeps them. He makes arrangements for a 'fuck' but then makes excuses to why the 'fuck' is not happening. If you want to fuck him, you would normally have to follow him to Spain or a seedy seaside resort in England, full of crackheads, he thinks his cock is that fuckinfantastic that women should travel miles to have it slapped round their face.... but then he blows them out at the last moment.
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
'I was gonna get my dirtbox smashed last night, but the bloke 'done a Dan'
'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
by BagelSquasher September 16, 2022

The ultimate being
by DannieBoi June 10, 2019

by Anyone ;) November 12, 2020

sexiest ginger in town
know him
or ur not quiche
get with it
he likes to ride horses
and to play the fiddle
know him
or ur not quiche
get with it
he likes to ride horses
and to play the fiddle
Yo are you going to the Dan Lapidus house? I heard all the quiche people will be there.
refer to booty for reference
refer to booty for reference
by muffaka January 10, 2014

A person who is a living virus.
Once in contact with dan cavs u will suffer large diarrhoea and then will shortly die of shitting too much
Once in contact with dan cavs u will suffer large diarrhoea and then will shortly die of shitting too much
by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019

A guy with all the love in the world to give, just to several people a day. He’s a guy that will spoil you until you’re hooked then rip it all away. He’ll overstep the line, just for shits and giggles, and take no accountability for it. Suddenly you’re just a thorn in his side, an occasional convenience, nothing more…
by VanillaGurl January 27, 2025
