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do a benji

Get pissed then "pilot" your car home
I didnt want to wait for a taxi after Beerfest so i decided to do a benji
by Bennybullshit December 18, 2018
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Charleston-Do

A hair style which is the result of cranial scat molded to simulate the shape of the delicious treat.
Joanna loves the taste of Roy's Charleston-Do!
by Placebo Nightingale September 16, 2012
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Do Not Disturb

1) A mode on smartphones and computers that you turn on to block incoming notifications and sounds.

2) A profile status on social platforms like discord which implies that they're busy and won't respond to ur DMs. Don't be fooled though, as ironically most people on discord with a DND status are actually readily available to chat. What's even more ironic is that people with a green circle status are least likely to respond back. You'd think that red means away and green means active, well apparently it's the complete opposite on discord... 🤷 ♀️
1) Emmy turned on do not disturb mode on her Pixel 7 so that she could concreate on studying.

2) Friend 1: Is it only me who notices that discord ppl with do not disturb mode on are more available to chat than those seemingly "online"?

Friend 2: Nah man I notice it too
Friend 3: Same here
Friend 1: Huh. What an interesting phenomenon.
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to do a close

Doing a close is the action of going out at night to a party and one does not succeed in the girls category. As a result, the close will drink away his regrets and mope about asking himself about all the various possibilities as to why he had not succeeded. After much self-deliberation, he will conclude that it's his looks or his intellectual ability. After beating himself up, he will shit himself and go to hospital, waking up stark naked wishing that one day he will be able to overtake his friends and younger brother in succeedinng with the opposite sex.
Maisy: I just parred Jack!
Pippa: Me too, I'm scared he is going to do a close.
Maisy: He's already depressed.
Pippa: just wait until the poo comes.
by RobYourNob June 20, 2011
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Do the alphabet

Giving oral to a girl whilst making the letters of the alphabet with your tounge. A way for girls to ask for oral.
Her : "Hey babe"
Him: "Yes?"
Her: "Can you do the alphabet?"
Him: "Let's 69 it?"
by 1234angellily4321 June 9, 2013
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Doing a burkey

To deliberately try to stop or get in the way of something or someone
He’s doing a burkey because he can’t go to the match
by Joeghd February 21, 2019
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But then if IIIIIIII do it

Basically its a saying girls use when they see beautiful women do task while still looking like a super model but then if they do it, its a total mess
*Kylie Jenner pee's her pants and looks beautiful

me: but then if IIIIIIII do it
by lola bitch April 4, 2020
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