Donald John Trump is an American idiot, groomer, liar, convicted felon, American Guy, and an orange-colored fat douchebag who supposedly served as the 45th "president"(?) of the United States of America from 2017 to 2021. He was "elected" in 2016, stealing the presidential election from the actual 2016 president-elect, Hilary Clinton, by letting a lot of robot machines vote for this douche. Before entering politics, he was a famous business magnate and media personality who owned the Trump Tower and even created his own reality game show, The Celebrity Apprentice (2004-2015). He plans to ban abortion nationwide (as now he's a pretty annoying free guy who likes to fuck guys) and overturn Roe VS Wade if he is elected in 2024 (if elected, also being historical as he is gonna become the first non-consecutive second term since the president Grover Cleveland) and ban abortion, fuck Donald Trump. Ex-trump supporters want you to vote Joe Biden who is saving America from this douchebag with ugly orange makeup since 2021. Those minions (who supports this douche) who say "Fuck Joe Biden" are likely supporters of this fascist and racist piece of shit.
This guy's breath smells like poop and his mouth tells white lies. His "hair" also feels like its made out of wigs and gold socks.
NEVER go on Truth Social unless you follow the Biden-Harris HQ account.
Stupid racist old people who like this little orange douche always puts many dislikes on alts on the UD page of Joe Biden.
This guy's breath smells like poop and his mouth tells white lies. His "hair" also feels like its made out of wigs and gold socks.
NEVER go on Truth Social unless you follow the Biden-Harris HQ account.
Stupid racist old people who like this little orange douche always puts many dislikes on alts on the UD page of Joe Biden.
by JadenTheMoose April 9, 2024
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The man with a plan to make America great again.
The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.
The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.
The man with a plan to make America great again.
The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.
The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.
Person 1: have you seen how Joe Biden has ruined the American economy?
Person 2: that’s why we should’ve voted for Donald Trump…
Person 2: that’s why we should’ve voted for Donald Trump…
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Guy 1: “whoa, who’s that guy in that White House over there?”
Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”
Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”
Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”
Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”
Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
Get the Donald Trump mug.1. (noun) a famous rich guy who sucked off my reformed orthodox rabbi and had an intimate relationship with the island guy who totally killed himself in prison ;)
hes also the president of the united states and wants to fuck over the immigrants like how big beautiful bill fucked him
2. (verb) to thrust someones penis into your or another persons mouth after paying them a fuck ton of money and wearing a clown nose while doing so
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hes also the president of the united states and wants to fuck over the immigrants like how big beautiful bill fucked him
2. (verb) to thrust someones penis into your or another persons mouth after paying them a fuck ton of money and wearing a clown nose while doing so
FDT
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Guy 2: He literally 'sucks' lmfao
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Guy: Happy to earn some cash, but you'd better take off that clown nose so your chauffeur doesn't honk it!
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Guy 2: He literally 'sucks' lmfao
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Girl: Well, I'd better get back to my mansion. I really enjoyed Donald J. Trumping you tonight, Mister.
Guy: Happy to earn some cash, but you'd better take off that clown nose so your chauffeur doesn't honk it!
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Is both 45th and 47th president
Better speaker than all of the democrats
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Will dance to YMCA
Is orange
Is both 45th and 47th president
Better speaker than all of the democrats
Business man
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