cum rainbows

To splooge in an explicit, uncontrolable colourful way

"The boner i have is so vicious, i could cum rainbows"

"That chick was so hot, i swear i almost came rainbows"

by ToastyXP February 23, 2009

cum on command

Achieving orgasm by means of hypnotic suggestion see:hypnosex or through sexual domination and repeated training to voice or hand signal stimuli until climax is induced.

She will cum on command for me; she's a well trained sexual submissive/slave!

by EroticTist May 13, 2008

Cum Sneeze

A sneeze containing (male/female) ejaculate due to having the cum sniffles.

"Last night at the dinner table I had a totally embarrassing cum sneeze."

"Yuck!"

by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

Cumming nickels

The act of cumming forcefully.

The phrase originated from a Scott Pilgrim commentary track.

"Last night Bobby was cumming nickels."

by Funny name haha May 23, 2020

cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.

Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!

by YAWA April 26, 2022

Cum Butty

A cum butty is a sandwich or a oatcake which a man has a ejaculated into.

Billy: The bread needs using up so I made a Cum Butty
Harry: mmm yes tasty

by Jackling_ August 6, 2019

cum statue

When a person gets cummed on from all directions and then stands still for long enough that the cum hardens and then they can't move, like a statue.

Janine passed out partway through the orgy. When she woke up, she was a total cum statue.

by LRockizzle June 21, 2016