incompetent cunt

Someone who is a dick but is also stupid.

" Your a incompetent cunt!"

by Werewj November 28, 2016

cunt plague

An affliction of a female's sexual organs, usually involving disease of the most foul kind and resulting in an unsightly mess between the woman's flaps. Can also be used to express horror at the dirtiness of a female who has recently been engaged with in sexual activities. Something that smells like a vagina but not a healthy one.

'Don't do it man, it looks like she's got cunt plague'
'I can't believe my daughter has cunt plague. I smelled it in the toilet'
'Oh Jesus, you stink of cunt plague'

by billybud July 6, 2010

Cunt confetti

Flakes of dried girl goo, toilet paper lint and/ or ball butter

Check for cunt confetti before you eat her out she gets around bro.

by Mistermilk5 August 24, 2020

Cunt Wedge

a derogatory term for a male who fucks anything that moves. Male equivalent of a cum dumpster.

Girl 1: Oh, is James your boyfriend?
Girl 2: No, he's just my cunt wedge.

by veganjello May 8, 2009

fat cunt

Me, since I started drinking too much beer.

(looks in mirror) Oh fuck, I'm a fucking fat cunt!

by notapaki August 10, 2003

serving cunt

when you are at the highest level of cuntiness and flop. when your pussy holds so much power that the earth shakes

person 1: “omg your outfit is literally serving cunt so hard”
person 2: “omg stop”
person 1: “no seriously i just felt an earthquake”
person 2: “omg that’s so camp”

by jiafeicupcakke June 15, 2023

cunt cake

On heavier girls, it is the protruding roll of fat just above the vagina. Also known as a "gunt".

You can really see your mom's cunt cakes in those stretch pants.

by Kevin Hohl November 13, 2006