Downriver Clam Chowder

When you've had unprotected sex with too many women from downriver Michigan and your ejaculate resembles a yellowish hued clam chowder.

Man, I gotta start using condoms, I gave this girl a facial last night and it was chunky downriver clam chowder that came out. Felt like heaven but it burnt like hell ¹

by anonymous October 12, 2022

shuck the clams

A medical term that means when your doctor is skilled in the art of surgery. You are lucky he said that.

Before my operation my doctor told me "don't worry i shuck the clams often"

by Kkllpony February 20, 2017

Warped Clam

When you fuck that pussy so hard it changes shape permanently.

God damn! I went so hard on that pussy that it became a Warped Clam!

by Lady Laqayqay February 25, 2023

Clam Smasher

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.

Samantha has been such a clam smasher lately! She’s been obnoxious all night.

by LJ14000 June 26, 2021

clam dan

It means that some one is extremely sexual and needs to calm down

Stop making conversations sexual god clam down clam dan verb

by Slobster February 8, 2018

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗

Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

Clam Clan

A group who has hooked up with the same girl. Especially when a straight guy and a bi-sexual or lesbian chick hook up with the same girl!

Did you hear that Zach and Whitney joined the clam clan, they both hooked up with Rachel this weekend?

by ClamClan October 22, 2019