Closet Gingerist

A Person who secretely finds their sexual orientation wandering toward Ginger Haired Males or Females

Your a closet Gingerist

Closet Gingerist by sw123 March 25, 2009

Closet Hero

someone who is lazy, incompetent, a slacker, a blue falcon, or someone who is just dead weight at their job. However, they are great at kissing ass or know the right people.

When you have a multiple bosses, then you know there is a closet hero somewhere in the middle.

Closet Hero by equilibrium4U January 13, 2011

Closet Beaner 

A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.

Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!

Closet Beaner by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012

Closet Goblin 

When you’re porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.

Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!

Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!

Closet Goblin by DesertRat2000 May 27, 2018

Closet Case 

me

i'm a closet case, it is very sad

Closet Case by beeeeeeeeeeeeee January 7, 2021

Closedverse Rehost 

A gay ass social network based on another gay social network named Closedverse made by a pedophile, based off Miiverse, the gayest social network EVER.

This Closedverse Rehost looks like shit.
You are gay if you're using a Closedverse Rehost.

Closedverse Rehost by Rixys July 26, 2021

Nigger Closet 

According to Casper's Dictionary, because Webster's a Fuck: (n.); Of Casper Origin - A forest that may or may not be full of hanging niggers. They're full of trees, which is perfect for hanging them like a sack of potatoes. Most Nigger Closets have a wide variety of trees to hang them from, which is the optimal goal of many white supremecists, such as Steven Hawking.

Oh, look at that Nigger Closet! It's huge!

Nigger Closet by Casper's Dictionary November 5, 2017