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Canadian Christmas

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.
"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
by ms.nomer November 21, 2017
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Canadian Cap'n

The informal name often attributed to one who satisfies both 1) being from Canada (often Ontario), and 2) often partaking in replacing full balanced meals with Cap'n Crunch® cereal and creepy bagged milk.
What's all the fuss aboot? Aye, must be another Canadian Cap'n on lunch break!
by Phillip Rex November 23, 2017
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Canadian Break and Enter

When someone goes on vacation and asks you to check in on their house while they're away. Ex: water plants, feed pets, shovel the driveway.
"We're going away for a week. Can you do a Canadian break and enter and feed our dog?". It's based on the stereotype that Canadians are so polite that when the break into a house they do nice things for the owner instead of stealing items.
by Dr. Buttface III February 14, 2020
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canadian cooter

The act of pouring maple syrup in a white womens cooter, and eating her out while watching a game of ice hockey.
I heard Todd gave his girl a Canadian Cooter, he is such a lucky guy.
by sexypinecone69 February 12, 2018
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Canadian Skyscraper

when a girl under 5'4" rides a dudes face that is over 5'10" while standing
buddy i gave emily a canadian skyscraper last night
by Bustta_Nudda_Budda August 29, 2019
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Canadian Encore

The sexual act of ejaculating into your partner's hands and then, they in turn, clap their hands feverishly back into your face.
The ultimate climax to our hot sex session ended with a Canadian Encore...my face was caked with semen splatter
by Voidlessly June 29, 2023
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Canadian

Hey look! It's a Canadian
That.. is a snowman
by The Man With A Fedora November 6, 2020
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