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Bread Jesus

A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.
Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"
by GANDU by Bad Lee Rix January 1, 2023
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Bread

Bread can refer to:

1 A staple food that's the result of a baked dough of flour and water. It's usually bland, but there are sweet or salty types of bread that taste well.
2 Food in general or basic needs.
3 Something bland.
4 A soft rock band that was popular in the early 70s.
- I live Ciabatta bread -
- I don´t like to eat bread. In the other hand, I like the band. -
by morfantatminin January 7, 2025
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Sliced Bread

It's a 'saying' to use when you're about to pee your pants and can't hold it any longer. Basically, a type of distraction to think of something totally different.
"I gotta pee so bad...I'm going to piss my pants" .... "Sliced Bread Sliced Bread"

"I'm not going to make it to the bathroom...shouldn't have had that last beer" ...."Sliced Bread Sliced Bread"
by ktone October 21, 2024
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bread over beef

Bread over beef: to get money rather then beef.
Bread over beef
by Bread over beef July 14, 2019
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bread bun

A dance done by ZencoNETians.
* BOD does the bread bun!
* Jonneh laughs at BOD, and decides to do the break bun, humiliating himself even further!
* Brynet-Inc stares.
by Jonathon Keogh July 16, 2006
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Bread

As you already know, bread in normal form would be just a food. However in the Bread philosophy, bread is considered a holy item give by god himself. Now in the Bread philosophy itself, there is still controversy in the powers that bread possess. However, the most popular one is that bread possess the power of speed and energy as god intended to make bread full of carbohydrates and some sugar to give energy in a quck few bites.
The holy bread is our gift from god, we shall not waste it.
by M3ch April 10, 2024
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bread

the best fucking food on this fucking planet that you can eat all day and will make you happy.
Guy 1: bro i just ate some bread today
Guy 2: dude go eat some more
by bread_eater0305 May 10, 2024
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