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Brandon Jacobson

He’s a really good friend. Brandon is really active and crazy in the best way possible. Even though he’s struggling through hardships, he still makes time for his friends. He knows how to make everyone laugh and have a good time. He’ll stay by your side his whole life.
by Hello… July 23, 2021
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Go Brandon

When you find a MAGA friend and push him to the ground and rip his clothing off, crack his legs back like a dead hen, and put your cock into his ass, get a can of motor oil and pour it all over his asshole and balls and violently fuck him before cumming all over his MAGA hat.
Cmon Hoss, Let's Go Brandon to some Donald Trump video speeches tonite! I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
by Knox DeBoots December 26, 2021
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Brandon brazell

Brandon is a common name for a rim grazing, small, unathletic, dumb human that has no iq and is so cocky
Have you seen that Brandon brAzell he’s so trash
by Ari smith June 8, 2022
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Brandon

Some dude that Trumpists really like for some reason
Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!

Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!

Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…
by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022
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Brandon Arreaga's girlfriend

Mya is the girlfriend of Brandon Arreaga's .She's a beautiful person inside out , She'll make you laugh till you can't breath.She is often random and rowdy but you can't help but love her anyways.Everyone loves her,she is super smart and is always entergetic .she's everything you could ask for in a girlfriend and more
Girl 1:Who is mya
Girl 2: Brandon Arreaga's girlfriend
by lola_ace August 30, 2021
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Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.
"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."
by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021
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Brandon

A short little fellow who makes random mysterious noises and is in love with Shrek
I wish I never become a Brandon. That would really suck.
by Skeet Skort July 21, 2019
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