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Flailing Bowl Cut

A variation of the traditional bowl cut, the flailing bowl cut takes it form when one’s hair grows in thick for several months with no regard for order or combing. When in full effect, and with a medium to slight breeze, the flailing bowl cut looks like a bowl on one’s head, that is flailing.

Historically this hairstyle has been popular among the wealthy, and eventually spread from places such as Nantucket and Lake Tahoe to numerous cities throughout the United States and some parts of Northern Canada. In a few estranged cultures, the FBC is viewed as a sign of poverty: that person could not afford a barber. In actuality, this hairstyle is a sign of great wealth, and many who don this look have complete disregard for the appearance due to their strong bank statements and stock portfolios.

The bowl cut is a comparable to the Beatle haircut from the 1960’s, which is slightly less bowl-like, and less flailing.
Did you see that guy's flailing bowl cut? He must have an extremely high net worth...
by Wyan December 15, 2008
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Reverse Bowling Ball

Similar to the Bowling Ball (two fingers in the pink, thumb in the stink in bowling grip motion) the difference is body positioning (two fingers in the stink, one in the pink) see Justin Surprise
"Hey Maryah, Justin gave me a Reverse Bowling Ball last night" said Nancy. "You mean two in the pink and one in the stink using the bowling ball grip" asked Maryah. "No! I'm talking about two in the stink and one in the pink using the bowling ball grip! It was incredible!" replied Nancy
by Justin Trompczynski November 11, 2011
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Camden Snow Bowl

"Where the mountians hit the sea" The only ski resort in the east coast from where you can see the ocean from the mountian. There are currently nine trails and four lifts. In 1012 they will have added a new lift, and shortened the one they have to go to the terrain park. They will also be making a bigger lodge.
Hey guys i'm gonna go chill at the camden snow bowl for a while
by matt_mcintosh December 5, 2010
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Super Bowl Blumpkin

A derivative of the royal blumpkin. One girl blows you while you take a shit on another girl. However, instead of the girl swallowing your shit, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch passes.
Tell that bitch to go long, i got a super bowl blumpkin coming.
by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007
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Brazilian Chili Bowl

The shaved female "Blumpkin".
Taking place on the toilet, when the waxed "man in the boat" recieves a licking while at the same time she (the oral receipient) takes a DUMPle stiltskin.
It takes a steady chin and a strong neck, but in thanks for shaving, my brother was able to give his girlfriend the best Brazilian Chili Bowl of her life.
by sinikalsin October 22, 2008
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Milwaukee Chili Bowl

The act of deficating into someones mouth whilst they are asleep. Followed by stealthily slushing your penis in their mouth, creating a warm chili-esque condition.
The Milwaukee Chili Bowl that was given to Bill, was a late night supper that he would not soon forget, or recall for that matter.
by Maxwell Peter September 30, 2007
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dirty bowl of fuck

a meaningless set of words that, when used as an insult, sounds disgusting! The shorter version can be used also - 'Dirty Bowl'.
by paul bodycount July 1, 2006
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