cock block

a kidney stone a literal blocking of fluids exiting the cock

Joe had a major cock block on his hands.

by mriz October 16, 2011

Block Shock

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.

" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"

by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011

spot the block

When you are tryin to watch calories or If you just want to see whats In your food.

I almost ate those marshmallows yesterday good thing I listened to my coach to "spot the block"

by 60-604 October 10, 2008

post blocked

when you post something and someone immediately posts something else, usually in an attempt to cover your post and/or drown it but can be accidental.

"dude, i posted a photo of my dog and it got post blocked by a meme."
"they are so annoying, they better not post block me again."

by wowozy July 5, 2023

Sack-blocked

When a hacky sack is snatched by another player just as it is about to come into contact with your foot or other body part. This feeling leads to a loss of balance due to the predicted force of the hacky sack on your foot or other body part actually not arriving.

Jack plays hacky sack quietly by himself

Max snatches the hacky sack right out of the air just before Jack is about to successfully complete his jester.

Max: SACK-BLOCKED!!!!

by jemdood February 3, 2010

anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.

Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.

by NakedHelper January 12, 2014

blocking bully

A blocking bully in is a term for a person that blocks players shots in a basketball game more than 3 times in one game . If you do the requirement more than 10 games you can consider yourself a blocking bully .

Examples of a blocking bully is Hakeem Olajuwon , Dikembe Mutombo , Kareem Abdul-Jabbar , Hassan Whiteside , Kristaps Porzingis , Lebron James , And Jayden Hockenberry

by KingBoi02 May 2, 2018